foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

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overkoalified:

if i had one dollar for every time i went directly to the on sale section of any store i could afford to shop in the normal section

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pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

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Better titles for HIMYM:

therewere13possibilities:

How I Met My Consolation Prize

How We Destroyed 9 Seasons Worth of Character Development

How Your Mom is Basically Another Girl That I Banged

How I Got Over Robin — Oh, Just Kidding

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bagmilk:

swellower:

communistbakery:

swellower:

who is the most honest rapper

trusta rhymes

tru chainz

Abraham Lincoln

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shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

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iampox:

Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

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evielee-chan:

briannathestrange:

Anna admiring The Southern Isles

no

evielee-chan:

briannathestrange:

Anna admiring The Southern Isles

no

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

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helloheart-bumblingmess:

What a lovely winter we’re having this spring.

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